An eskimo brings his snowmobile into the mechanic
mechanic: what's wrong?
eskimo: ah it's puking oil out.
mechanic:What happened? You blow a seal?
eskimo:Uh, no no (nervously wiping his mustache),that's just frost.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Nice one!

TICK WARNING!

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times...

But this one is real, and it's important so please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking
for ticks due to the warming weather and asks you to take
your clothes off and dance around with your arm up, DO NOT DO IT!!

IT IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.

I feel so stupid.

Hey Holly.......... KNOCK! KNOCK!

... oops, sorry,wrong one.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: ... I'm glad you passed on that alert. I'll be on the look out

Too late. :oops:

This is why my storm/screen door is always locked!

Could I offer a more direct solution?

I LIKE IT!!! Hey, we don't have a homeowners association, I wonder if the city would give me a permit? :-k That would work on the guys on bicycles that also seem to frequent my hood :twisted:


Poor Steve!